Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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