Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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