we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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