I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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