i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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