Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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