god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Randomize
