Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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