Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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