gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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