Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Is it because I queefed?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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