I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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