Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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