Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
