Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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Time to get a DivaCup!
10:01AM-- That's what I'm thinking.
7:42AM-- They're these plastic cup things you put in your vagina to hold your menstrual blood.
skank. wear underwear.
this obviously isn't a text. you don't text a question to someone where the answer would require you to visually see the dress to know if its too short.
sarcasm young grasshopper, sarcasm.
if you even have to ask that, your dress is too freaking short
i love how people are getting so analytical about this.
umm...was she texting the person next to her?
10 33 duhh there probably in a group
i've actually never heard of tucking it in... hm.. i'll have to look into that.
Hmm, is my dress too long for my tampon?
Blonde bitch is my guess. Stereotypical blonde, nor real life blonde
This is fkn hilarious; although kinda gross that she is on the rag n not wearing ne underwear.
This trick can't be serious. how the hell do you not wear panties while your on your peiod? That' s just fkn nasty but some slob face dude will hit it.
yea why not toss some undies on? like, really? gross...
Britney is that you again? It was at your concert so cut it this time!
THAT. IS. DISGUSTING.
ok, 10:00- WORST IDEA EVER. why would you tell someone to get preggers just to stop their period??
fake... who would ask that in a text?
good lord, you dizzy bitches are a disgrace to the 709.
just down your cooler and head to konfusion fer a scuff, and fuck right off.
Good night = super short dress (or top?)
Bad night = super long string.
Either way, this chick is t wearing underwear.
1122.. calm down
1029pm, amen!anyway, us nl girls sure are classy :)
I love you, 1:11!!!
Maybe she sent a pic with the text...
If you have to ask this question, the answer is yes.
10:08 - My thoughts exactly.
DivaCups FOR THE WIN.
There is a YouTube video from Brits concert the string is hanging out ...
If you're on your period you should wear underwear. If you're on your period, you shouldn't be wearing a dress like that anyway. It's a recipe for disaster lol
hahahah this is greattt
yeah dude, tucking it in makes it feel less weird. like it's not even there.
10:33 you beat me to it.
idiot, tuck it in. or dont wear slutty dresses. or get knocked up so you dont have your period,, duuuuuuuh
lmao I've witnessed this first hand at a bar. It was absolutely hilarious... until she got on the stage to try and dance. Then everyone was just embarassed for her.
You're supposed to tuck the string inside, you dumb slut. I thought everyone knew that trick.
you're sounding pretty slutty from the advice you're giving her.
wear underwear, maybe?
i text people all the time when i'm beside them. if my friend was right there but i didn't wanna ask out loud, i'd just text her, i do stuff like that all the time
How short does a dress have to be before underwear is required?
Ha! Probably the funniest text up to date! I love good sarcasm.
Not as long as you let me play Tarzan!
I remember this ? From Next Great Child Star w/ Danny Boneduce!!! The hot mom was asking her 8 year old daughter if her string was hangin out!
Good call 10:33. FAKE TEXT IS FAKE! And, fucking tuck the string inside. Fucks sake people, do I have to teach you everything.
i love it! by the way, its obviously a joke. just laugh. i have a friend who dresses a little too slutty sometimes and we would make a joke like this about her. she'd probably laugh too
thats all i have to say
other than WTF and some people just need to go
It's 10:56 again: i meant "isn't"
and to finish off that thought, like 11:00 - who wouldn't wear underwear while on their period?
Why so serious? This text would be funniest if it were sent between two people who were witnessing some hideous violation and mocking the inappropriately short dress. There doesn't even need to be a visible tampon string to make it funny.
10:33, maybe they're at a party and she's asking her friend across the room to look
lil trick..cut it, but not too short haha
I would love to floss with that string.
I bet it'll taste like supple raspberries bursting in my mouth.
HAHAHA! this made me laugh soooo hard.
Wearing a tampon and wearing a short dress sound pretty much like things your average American girl would do. How that makes her such a slut I cannot figure out...
why would someone send this in a text? the person they're talking to is obviously right by them.