Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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Time to get a DivaCup!
skank. wear underwear.
10:01AM-- That's what I'm thinking.
7:42AM-- They're these plastic cup things you put in your vagina to hold your menstrual blood.
sarcasm young grasshopper, sarcasm.
i've actually never heard of tucking it in... hm.. i'll have to look into that.
if you even have to ask that, your dress is too freaking short
this obviously isn't a text. you don't text a question to someone where the answer would require you to visually see the dress to know if its too short.
umm...was she texting the person next to her?
This is fkn hilarious; although kinda gross that she is on the rag n not wearing ne underwear.
This trick can't be serious. how the hell do you not wear panties while your on your peiod? That' s just fkn nasty but some slob face dude will hit it.
Hmm, is my dress too long for my tampon?
Blonde bitch is my guess. Stereotypical blonde, nor real life blonde
i love how people are getting so analytical about this.
10 33 duhh there probably in a group
yea why not toss some undies on? like, really? gross...
Britney is that you again? It was at your concert so cut it this time!
I love you, 1:11!!!
Good night = super short dress (or top?)
Bad night = super long string.
Either way, this chick is t wearing underwear.
ok, 10:00- WORST IDEA EVER. why would you tell someone to get preggers just to stop their period??
good lord, you dizzy bitches are a disgrace to the 709.
just down your cooler and head to konfusion fer a scuff, and fuck right off.
THAT. IS. DISGUSTING.
fake... who would ask that in a text?
1122.. calm down
1029pm, amen!anyway, us nl girls sure are classy :)
10:08 - My thoughts exactly.
Maybe she sent a pic with the text...
wear underwear, maybe?
yeah dude, tucking it in makes it feel less weird. like it's not even there.
If you have to ask this question, the answer is yes.
DivaCups FOR THE WIN.
If you're on your period you should wear underwear. If you're on your period, you shouldn't be wearing a dress like that anyway. It's a recipe for disaster lol
i love it! by the way, its obviously a joke. just laugh. i have a friend who dresses a little too slutty sometimes and we would make a joke like this about her. she'd probably laugh too
There is a YouTube video from Brits concert the string is hanging out ...
idiot, tuck it in. or dont wear slutty dresses. or get knocked up so you dont have your period,, duuuuuuuh
i text people all the time when i'm beside them. if my friend was right there but i didn't wanna ask out loud, i'd just text her, i do stuff like that all the time
10:33 you beat me to it.
lmao I've witnessed this first hand at a bar. It was absolutely hilarious... until she got on the stage to try and dance. Then everyone was just embarassed for her.
You're supposed to tuck the string inside, you dumb slut. I thought everyone knew that trick.
you're sounding pretty slutty from the advice you're giving her.
hahahah this is greattt
I remember this ? From Next Great Child Star w/ Danny Boneduce!!! The hot mom was asking her 8 year old daughter if her string was hangin out!
thats all i have to say
other than WTF and some people just need to go
Ha! Probably the funniest text up to date! I love good sarcasm.
How short does a dress have to be before underwear is required?
Good call 10:33. FAKE TEXT IS FAKE! And, fucking tuck the string inside. Fucks sake people, do I have to teach you everything.
Not as long as you let me play Tarzan!
It's 10:56 again: i meant "isn't"
and to finish off that thought, like 11:00 - who wouldn't wear underwear while on their period?
Why so serious? This text would be funniest if it were sent between two people who were witnessing some hideous violation and mocking the inappropriately short dress. There doesn't even need to be a visible tampon string to make it funny.
lil trick..cut it, but not too short haha
10:33, maybe they're at a party and she's asking her friend across the room to look
Wearing a tampon and wearing a short dress sound pretty much like things your average American girl would do. How that makes her such a slut I cannot figure out...
HAHAHA! this made me laugh soooo hard.
I would love to floss with that string.
I bet it'll taste like supple raspberries bursting in my mouth.
why would someone send this in a text? the person they're talking to is obviously right by them.