it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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