first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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