Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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