There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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