How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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