Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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