We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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