I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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