boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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