normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
This is classic penis vs brain.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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