I wish i was in the wii world.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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