ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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