dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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