didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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