oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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