Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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