yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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