By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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