Moan for me like Helen Keller
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????