some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake