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so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking

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(732): so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking http://tfl.nu/oxvr

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Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk

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(404): Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk http://tfl.nu/cgrv

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I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless

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(816): I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless http://tfl.nu/8o2w

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Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.

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(617): Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south. http://tfl.nu/h1ys

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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.

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(201): She's NOT homeless...she graduated early. http://tfl.nu/5ymo

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(626): View more from California

He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.

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(626): He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is. http://tfl.nu/ui1w

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(516): View more from New York

i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.

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(516): i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang. http://tfl.nu/ryqf

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(646): View more from New York

Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.

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(646): Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN. http://tfl.nu/7ja8

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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?

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(314): I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go? http://tfl.nu/u68l

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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.

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(304): I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing. http://tfl.nu/fjwm

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True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?

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(310): True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant? http://tfl.nu/aiag

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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help

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(916): ............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help http://tfl.nu/sdm1

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I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.

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(614): I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together. http://tfl.nu/yozh

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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.

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(306): We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned. http://tfl.nu/jttg

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Still breathing?

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Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.

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What.

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(503): Still breathing? (303): Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences. (503): What. http://tfl.nu/d219

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