hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
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I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
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i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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