called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I need water and some morals