can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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