I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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