a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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