Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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