Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
that is very illegal...i love you.
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