Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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