? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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