I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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