I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Randomize
