he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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