Can i not drive my cunt home
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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