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  • i have an 'ugly' vagina but i have been 'best root' to majority of the guys i have had sex with

    Submitted by midori on May 2, 10 at 9:13pm
  • The clitoris is actually the probably most visually obvious part of the vagina. Do you want us to evolve to have a sign on it or something? Christ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:27pm
  • hahahaha, hell no, what an idiot

    Submitted by TheSpartan1024 on Feb 11, 11 at 1:31am
  • That "thingy" is a toy that must be played with :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:00pm
  • lmao @ 3:33. Good call

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:41pm
  • clearly this is a man that you should not have taken your pants off for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Thats cute, was he 6?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:15pm
  • No :[

    Submitted by CaliforniaJay661 on Oct 3, 10 at 11:11pm
  • 5:05, you've never had sex that was voluntary have you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:25am
  • My girlfriend and I like playing with each other's clits. It's just easier having two girls together, because we know what we're doing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:43pm
  • PURPLE DINOSAUR CLIT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:53pm
  • normally these threads only piss me off cause people take a funny text and ruin it, but ive laughed at least 5 times outloud at 12.45, 12.40,12.39,12.31, 12.29 thank you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:55pm
  • Did you say "it's my tiny penis! Now come and suck it!" Cuz that would have been priceless! Haha

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 4:46am
  • Hey, very little emphasis was put on the importance of the clitoris in education for a very long time.. Because of that a lot of guys don't know how to use it. Education never hurts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:18pm
  • BAD NIGHT

    Submitted by kimbee727 on Jan 19, 11 at 1:06pm
  • Whatcha don't learn from school and life, ya learn from TFLN am i right?

    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 10:11am
  • What is the clitoris? Webster's says it's at the crest of the labia. What does that mean?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:17am
  • FAKE. srsly, if he knows what it is he doesn't ask, and if he doesn't know what it is ODDS ARE HE ISN'T EVEN GOING TO NOTICE IT to ask. you people are retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:19pm
  • Explain it to him and do the rest of the girls in the world a favor! Too few guys understand th power and importance of the clitoris, and just how to work it properly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:06pm
  • there are girls with huge clits? thats fucking creepy, my girlfriends is like the size of a small pea, i didnt know some girls clits looked like little dicks??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:43pm
  • well some bitches have a huge hood that hides the clit. even when theyre aroused its still not totally prominent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:18pm
  • HAHAHA THIS THREAD ARGUMENT IS FUCKING PRICELESS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:20pm
  • @12:26 The g-spot is inside the vagina, the clit is outside. That's how women can have two types of orgasms :}

    Submitted by norymarshall28 on Apr 15, 11 at 12:12am
  • I have never seen a clit but I know what it is and what to do to it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:11am
  • HAHA 10:17 good reference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:23pm
  • . . . I just spent five minutes reading an entire thread about whether or not clits are penises, normal, real, or whatever. FML.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:34pm
  • 10:09....exactly.... haha

    Submitted by connorben10 on May 16, 10 at 10:42pm
  • I'm 12:35, my clitoris isn't even the size of my fingertip. Maybe it's just prominent because I have such a tight vagina otherwise?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:49pm
  • I don't have a huge clit (about the size of a finger) I don't know about you all but I had NO control over the size of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:38pm
  • why would having a tight vagina matter, your clit isn't in your vagina?? its like 2 inches outside of it...do you think being tight means your vagina forms a vortex that sucks objects close to it inside of it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:53pm
  • LOL 12:45. But yeah, my clit is like pea sized, and sometimes you have to teach a guy how to use it, maybe because I'm a teenager, but if you don't say what you want occasionally they can get a little rough with it, and that killsss. To the OP, just tell him what to do, that way you get exactly what you want

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:20pm
  • Every time a woman lies her clit grows. Just something to keep in mind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:38pm
  • if you called it a midget dick I would pay more attention to it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:41pm
  • women get so mad when you make them feel less important

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:39pm
  • THE CLIT ***IS*** A PENIS. study the human body, you fucktards!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:27pm
  • i have a tiny clit, but some women have clits that really do look like "small penises"... i can understand why a guy would be confused about that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:34pm
  • this is the most epic FAIL ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:19pm
  • It's the man in the boat!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:48pm
  • if they were normal they wouldn't be called "big" or "small" they would be called normal. You fucking freak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:33pm
  • Perhaps she just has ambiguous genitalia?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:41pm
  • What are you hooking up with a 3 year old? Who uses the word thingy anymore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:16pm
  • 5:25 are you a guy? Did I hurt your feelings? Seriously though all guys need so much help on how to properly please a woman then they get good but they always need a chick to help them out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:30am
  • that's sad. you should have looked at his dick with a disgusted look on your face, asked what that is, then started crying and ran out of the room... teach him a lesson!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Lol ugly cunt literally xD

    Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 14, 11 at 2:37am
  • I know what a clit is AND how to stimulate it FTW!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:26pm
  • Guys just suck at sex,..they need so much education. I mean everyone sucks the first time but guys really have no clue

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:05am
  • thanks to this thread, i'm now considering reconstructive labia surgery. =/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:23pm
  • I was BSing with a few of my friends a while ago. He and she were college sophomores, and I (male) was a freshman. It turned out that he had no idea about the clit. The look on her face when he said "what are you talking about" was hilarious. IDK is she was serious or if she was trying to make him feel better when she said that he wasn't alone, but it still proves that a lot of guys don't know what they are doing. I guess that's why women get addicted to me once we've slept together.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:01pm
  • 12:49's parents thought she was a boy when she was born

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:31pm
  • I chuckled:)

    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 10:03pm
  • 1:59 needs to lay off the porn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:09pm
  • well 12:26 #1 and 12:22 and 12:23 are humorless individuals who wouldn't understand sarcasm if it were explained to them in a diagram drawn with crayons by a big purple singing dinosaur. this would be the song. "Sarcasm doesn't mean what is being said, if you don't get that then your retarded"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Big clits are normal, just as is small clits, big penises, small penises, etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:31pm
  • I'm surprised no one has mentioned this but when aroused the clit gets bigger and more prominent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:39pm
  • WTF are you serious, what a sheltered child

    Submitted by Twix_28 on May 4, 10 at 7:21pm
  • EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:50am
  • 4:55 you cant fool us we know you are 12:49, you kind of gave it away in that last sentence

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:49pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 2:38. I literally started laughing/crying hahahahah. FUCKING PRICELESS. This thread is epic. Keep talking clit, please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:40pm
  • "What's that thingy?" Are you fucking kidding?

    Submitted by dfhdfhs709 on Aug 19, 10 at 2:27pm
  • fucking fake as fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:41pm
  • Dear lord please help out whoever this boy Is and explain to him a clit is not a thingy but an important and vital part of sexual arrousal in females. And I'm with^^ this has to be fake, if your old enough to fuck you shud know what a clit is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:37pm
  • 12:32 thats because you are a woman and can't grasp the concept of sarcasm, like you don't get the difference between acting like a bitch and being a bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:34pm
  • Oh that thingy's just my penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:33pm
  • If the clit was important, it would be more obvious. Like a penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:26pm
  • Hey I'm 12 and have seen a clit and know what it is !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:59am
  • I'm 4:55, I was in no way denying that I was 12:49, I did my best to make that apparent in my first sentence, so the fact that it took you a paragraph and a half really proves your deductive skills. Good for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:54pm
  • what makes a pussy pretty to guys?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:19pm
  • you can see the fucking clit, moron. it's the g-spot that is supposedly mythical. are you really that dumb? i mean, really? because if the clit doesn't exist, NEITHER DOES THE PENIS! they're the same exact nerve endings, one's just a LOT smaller.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:26pm
  • BECAUSE YOU HAVE A MONSTER CLIT AND HE THOUGHT YOU HAD A COCK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:18pm
  • anyone who thinks a clit is not real or doesn't do anything is the biggest loser ever who hasn't EVER had a girlfriend. clits are basically the supposed-be-penises if the girl had been a guy. that's why they're sensitive and actually CAN be stimulated. retards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:36pm
  • 2nd 12:21 are you retarded?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:22pm
  • It's the on button. What a moron. Obviously he won't get a second chance to see it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:27am
  • 12:35, i think 12:30 probably has one of those cute tiny clits, and you are confused because you have one of those "small penis" clits that makes guys think of newborn baby boys when they fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:39pm
  • yeah if it were really that important it would glow in the dark and make noise so we could find it easier

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:24pm
  • 12:24, either that's sarcasm or you're a pretty lousy lay. Either way it's a shame for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:25pm
  • uuhhhhhhhhh what? lmfao....damn...fuckn idiot lol i kno what it is....and i kno what to do with it =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:58pm
  • Oh my god, what a fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:21pm
  • 12:35/12:49...nah...tightness has little to do with anything else...had one ex with a huge prominent labia...i couldn't even get 2 fingers in her...then me last ex, small labia, small hidden clit, but also fairly tight...but yeah, most "normal" clits are tiny, like smaller then the finger tip of your pinky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:59pm
  • he was prob pointing at your stretched out turkey neck labia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:40pm
  • Chicks with dicks. Eeek!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:35pm
  • That or he was a virgin that was once religious or something dumb like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:53pm
  • I'm glad clits started such a fight. Ha ha ha ha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:02am
  • 12:21 you're thinking of the g-spot, dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:23pm
  • I hope she kicked him out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:11pm
  • (@) ^^^12:49's vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:02pm
  • my clit is really small so idk what you are talking about 12:27 (1), maybe you are actually a guy with a botched circumcision.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:30pm
  • 12:30, have you ever tried looking at your genitals in a mirror? There's not too much to see down there except for the labia and the clitoris, it's not that the clitoris is huge, it's just that there really isn't much else to confuse it with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:35pm
  • you are all stupid. get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:34pm
  • Tenthpusandth hands down!! That guy needs an anatomy book tho..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:09pm
  • This is by far one of the funniest threads I have ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:53pm
  • not looking like someone stuck a roast beef thru a meat grinder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:24pm
  • Women should shave their pubes into the shape of an arrow pointing to what they want men to pay attention to. How tough would that be?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:29pm
  • 12:49 fingertips are pretty fucking big, try something smaller. You big clitted freak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:52pm
  • 5:54, how did you do your best "to make that apparent in the 1st sentence" when you referred to yourself in the 3rd person? why did you say "12:54 probably gets laid more than you all..." if you were 12:54? how did you make it obvious?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:28pm
  • omg, clit wars... this is the best thread

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:30pm
  • they should really circumsize women's hoods, take that bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:24pm
  • watch out for the tiny penis that guards the entrance to the vortex of doom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:58pm
  • wasn't there one pretty close to this not too long ago? Just askin. I am a huge fan of this place, but the redundency is killing me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:17pm
  • so tell him what to do with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:01pm
  • worthless man. typical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:23pm
  • 12:49 gets laid on a more regular basis than you do, most probably. Also, sex is variable--some girls are born with large clits, some boys are born with small penises, that's not a bad thing, it is "normal", but some people feel the need to ridicule anything that isn't considered perfectly sexually desirable because of their own insecurities. That's not my problem. Guys really seem to fucking like my body.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:55pm
  • 12:35 is a shim and is getting all defensive about her "big clit"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:40pm
  • 12:30, i've had two kids, so i'm sure i'm not a guy. and 12:29, playing the sarcasm card never works. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:32pm
  • 12:37...perhaps...perhaps not...i don't recall looking at a few of the vaginas i've fucked...just the ones i've had the pleasure of going down on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:47pm
  • 3:24...you just made me cross my legs. Ouchies. : ' (

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:47pm
  • HAHA 12:49's VAGINA IS A SWIRLING VORTEX OF DOOM!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:55pm
  • LOL, this is like sex and the city. I agree with 5:05, males don't have much idea what to do in bed the first few times so I can see why they never know where the clit is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:29am
  • if your clit is as big as a quarter than something is wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:34pm
  • It was a shriveled penis-- poor girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 7:58pm
  • there is no such thing as a clit, its a mythical being invented by women in a poor attempt to make men feel stupid. If god wanted sex to be enjoyable for women he would have made them that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:21pm
  • its all the women, they don't understand sarcasm, their brains are too small, like their "tiny penises"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:31pm
  • if your clit is as big as a finger its not a clit, its a penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:49pm
  • they are like finger prints, if fingerprints looked like open axe wounds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:45pm
  • The clit does not exist. It is just a fabrication of women to provide them with something else to bitch about that men supposedly don't ever pay enough attention to. Feelings, needs, clit...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:24pm
  • but sometimes the clit itself isn't readily visible...no two vaginas look the same

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:44pm
  • i bet he was just fucking with her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:13pm
  • I am convinced that if more men knew where the clitoris is/what it does/how to utilize it to the fullest of its potential, the world would be a better place for everyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:37pm
  • STFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:53pm
  • 12:49's vagina looks like a giant riding in a canoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:23pm
  • LMFAO 1:20 it is frikkin hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:32pm
  • 6:30 agreed. also if you wanna laugh look at that pro wrestler chyna doll's clit. she's on so many steroids it really is a tiny little penis. google image.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:12pm
  • no guy over the age of 14 would actually something as stupid as that....they would just fake it til they make it...Unless you are talking to your 5 yr old brother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:16pm
  • How can a guy NOT know what a Clit is now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:29am
  • fuck all of you for being so dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:35pm