he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
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The clitoris is actually the probably most visually obvious part of the vagina. Do you want us to evolve to have a sign on it or something? Christ.
i have an 'ugly' vagina but i have been 'best root' to majority of the guys i have had sex with
hahahaha, hell no, what an idiot
lmao @ 3:33. Good call
That "thingy" is a toy that must be played with :)
normally these threads only piss me off cause people take a funny text and ruin it, but ive laughed at least 5 times outloud at 12.45, 12.40,12.39,12.31, 12.29 thank you
My girlfriend and I like playing with each other's clits. It's just easier having two girls together, because we know what we're doing.
5:05, you've never had sex that was voluntary have you?
Thats cute, was he 6?
why would having a tight vagina matter, your clit isn't in your vagina?? its like 2 inches outside of it...do you think being tight means your vagina forms a vortex that sucks objects close to it inside of it?
@12:26 The g-spot is inside the vagina, the clit is outside. That's how women can have two types of orgasms :}
there are girls with huge clits? thats fucking creepy, my girlfriends is like the size of a small pea, i didnt know some girls clits looked like little dicks??
Hey, very little emphasis was put on the importance of the clitoris in education for a very long time.. Because of that a lot of guys don't know how to use it. Education never hurts!
clearly this is a man that you should not have taken your pants off for.
HAHA 10:17 good reference
Explain it to him and do the rest of the girls in the world a favor! Too few guys understand th power and importance of the clitoris, and just how to work it properly.
PURPLE DINOSAUR CLIT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
What is the clitoris? Webster's says it's at the crest of the labia. What does that mean?
Lol ugly cunt literally xD
. . . I just spent five minutes reading an entire thread about whether or not clits are penises, normal, real, or whatever. FML.
5:25 are you a guy? Did I hurt your feelings? Seriously though all guys need so much help on how to properly please a woman then they get good but they always need a chick to help them out
well some bitches have a huge hood that hides the clit. even when theyre aroused its still not totally prominent.
HAHAHA THIS THREAD ARGUMENT IS FUCKING PRICELESS
I have never seen a clit but I know what it is and what to do to it...
Whatcha don't learn from school and life, ya learn from TFLN am i right?
srsly, if he knows what it is he doesn't ask, and if he doesn't know what it is ODDS ARE HE ISN'T EVEN GOING TO NOTICE IT to ask. you people are retarded.
Guys just suck at sex,..they need so much education. I mean everyone sucks the first time but guys really have no clue
THE CLIT ***IS*** A PENIS. study the human body, you fucktards!
I know what a clit is AND how to stimulate it FTW!!!!
LOL 12:45. But yeah, my clit is like pea sized, and sometimes you have to teach a guy how to use it, maybe because I'm a teenager, but if you don't say what you want occasionally they can get a little rough with it, and that killsss.
To the OP, just tell him what to do, that way you get exactly what you want
Did you say "it's my tiny penis! Now come and suck it!" Cuz that would have been priceless! Haha
I don't have a huge clit (about the size of a finger)
I don't know about you all but I had NO control over the size of it.
I'm 12:35, my clitoris isn't even the size of my fingertip. Maybe it's just prominent because I have such a tight vagina otherwise?
What are you hooking up with a 3 year old? Who uses the word thingy anymore?
1:59 needs to lay off the porn
Big clits are normal, just as is small clits, big penises, small penises, etc.
Oh that thingy's just my penis.
Every time a woman lies her clit grows. Just something to keep in mind.
women get so mad when you make them feel less important
It's the man in the boat!
thanks to this thread, i'm now considering reconstructive labia surgery. =/
atleast you don't have beef curtains
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 2:38. I literally started laughing/crying hahahahah. FUCKING PRICELESS.
This thread is epic. Keep talking clit, please.
if you called it a midget dick I would pay more attention to it
i have a tiny clit, but some women have clits that really do look like "small penises"... i can understand why a guy would be confused about that
4:55 you cant fool us we know you are 12:49, you kind of gave it away in that last sentence
fucking fake as fuck
I'm surprised no one has mentioned this but when aroused the clit gets bigger and more prominent.
WTF are you serious, what a sheltered child
if they were normal they wouldn't be called "big" or "small" they would be called normal. You fucking freak
"What's that thingy?" Are you fucking kidding?
that's sad. you should have looked at his dick with a disgusted look on your face, asked what that is, then started crying and ran out of the room... teach him a lesson!
I was BSing with a few of my friends a while ago. He and she were college sophomores, and I (male) was a freshman. It turned out that he had no idea about the clit. The look on her face when he said "what are you talking about" was hilarious. IDK is she was serious or if she was trying to make him feel better when she said that he wasn't alone, but it still proves that a lot of guys don't know what they are doing. I guess that's why women get addicted to me once we've slept together.
12:30, have you ever tried looking at your genitals in a mirror? There's not too much to see down there except for the labia and the clitoris, it's not that the clitoris is huge, it's just that there really isn't much else to confuse it with.
Perhaps she just has ambiguous genitalia?
Chicks with dicks. Eeek!
this is the most epic FAIL ever.
12:35/12:49...nah...tightness has little to do with anything else...had one ex with a huge prominent labia...i couldn't even get 2 fingers in her...then me last ex, small labia, small hidden clit, but also fairly tight...but yeah, most "normal" clits are tiny, like smaller then the finger tip of your pinky
Dear lord please help out whoever this boy Is and explain to him a clit is not a thingy but an important and vital part of sexual arrousal in females. And I'm with^^ this has to be fake, if your old enough to fuck you shud know what a clit is.
If the clit was important, it would be more obvious. Like a penis.
yeah if it were really that important it would glow in the dark and make noise so we could find it easier
This is by far one of the funniest threads I have ever read.
It's the on button. What a moron. Obviously he won't get a second chance to see it.
12:35, i think 12:30 probably has one of those cute tiny clits, and you are confused because you have one of those "small penis" clits that makes guys think of newborn baby boys when they fuck you
you can see the fucking clit, moron.
it's the g-spot that is supposedly mythical.
are you really that dumb? i mean, really?
because if the clit doesn't exist, NEITHER DOES THE PENIS! they're the same exact nerve endings, one's just a LOT smaller.
he was prob pointing at your stretched out turkey neck labia
12:49 fingertips are pretty fucking big, try something smaller. You big clitted freak
there is no such thing as a clit, its a mythical being invented by women in a poor attempt to make men feel stupid. If god wanted sex to be enjoyable for women he would have made them that way.
Hey I'm 12 and have seen a clit and know what it is !!!
That or he was a virgin that was once religious or something dumb like that.
12:24, either that's sarcasm or you're a pretty lousy lay. Either way it's a shame for you.
I'm 4:55, I was in no way denying that I was 12:49, I did my best to make that apparent in my first sentence, so the fact that it took you a paragraph and a half really proves your deductive skills. Good for you.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE A MONSTER CLIT AND HE THOUGHT YOU HAD A COCK!
12:49's parents thought she was a boy when she was born
not looking like someone stuck a roast beef thru a meat grinder
its all the women, they don't understand sarcasm, their brains are too small, like their "tiny penises"
you are all stupid.
get a life.
2nd 12:21 are you retarded?
Tenthpusandth hands down!! That guy needs an anatomy book tho..
anyone who thinks a clit is not real or doesn't do anything is the biggest loser ever who hasn't EVER had a girlfriend. clits are basically the supposed-be-penises if the girl had been a guy. that's why they're sensitive and actually CAN be stimulated. retards.
Oh my god, what a fake.
I'm glad clits started such a fight. Ha ha ha ha.
well 12:26 #1 and 12:22 and 12:23 are humorless individuals who wouldn't understand sarcasm if it were explained to them in a diagram drawn with crayons by a big purple singing dinosaur.
this would be the song.
"Sarcasm doesn't mean what is being said, if you don't get that then your retarded"
uuhhhhhhhhh what? lmfao....damn...fuckn idiot lol i kno what it is....and i kno what to do with it =]
I hope she kicked him out
what makes a pussy pretty to guys?
wasn't there one pretty close to this not too long ago? Just askin. I am a huge fan of this place, but the redundency is killing me
watch out for the tiny penis that guards the entrance to the vortex of doom
12:37...perhaps...perhaps not...i don't recall looking at a few of the vaginas i've fucked...just the ones i've had the pleasure of going down on
omg, clit wars... this is the best thread
so tell him what to do with it
5:54, how did you do your best "to make that apparent in the 1st sentence" when you referred to yourself in the 3rd person? why did you say "12:54 probably gets laid more than you all..." if you were 12:54? how did you make it obvious?
worthless man. typical.
LOL, this is like sex and the city. I agree with 5:05, males don't have much idea what to do in bed the first few times so I can see why they never know where the clit is
3:24...you just made me cross my legs. Ouchies. : ' (
It was a shriveled penis-- poor girl
they should really circumsize women's hoods, take that bitches
12:30, i've had two kids, so i'm sure i'm not a guy.
and 12:29, playing the sarcasm card never works. ever.
Women should shave their pubes into the shape of an arrow pointing to what they want men to pay attention to. How tough would that be?
my clit is really small so idk what you are talking about 12:27 (1), maybe you are actually a guy with a botched circumcision.
I am convinced that if more men knew where the clitoris is/what it does/how to utilize it to the fullest of its potential, the world would be a better place for everyone.
12:21 you're thinking of the g-spot, dumbass.
12:49 gets laid on a more regular basis than you do, most probably.
Also, sex is variable--some girls are born with large clits, some boys are born with small penises, that's not a bad thing, it is "normal", but some people feel the need to ridicule anything that isn't considered perfectly sexually desirable because of their own insecurities. That's not my problem. Guys really seem to fucking like my body.
12:32 thats because you are a woman and can't grasp the concept of sarcasm, like you don't get the difference between acting like a bitch and being a bitch
i bet he was just fucking with her.
but sometimes the clit itself isn't readily visible...no two vaginas look the same
12:35 is a shim and is getting all defensive about her "big clit"
if your clit is as big as a quarter than something is wrong
HAHA 12:49's VAGINA IS A SWIRLING VORTEX OF DOOM!
How can a guy NOT know what a Clit is now?
The clit does not exist. It is just a fabrication of women to provide them with something else to bitch about that men supposedly don't ever pay enough attention to. Feelings, needs, clit...
they are like finger prints, if fingerprints looked like open axe wounds
LMFAO 1:20 it is frikkin hilarious
also if you wanna laugh look at that pro wrestler chyna doll's clit. she's on so many steroids it really is a tiny little penis. google image.
12:49's vagina looks like a giant riding in a canoe
if your clit is as big as a finger its not a clit, its a penis
fuck all of you for being so dumb.
no guy over the age of 14 would actually something as stupid as that....they would just fake it til they make it...Unless you are talking to your 5 yr old brother
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