A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
