1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The Olympian is in my bed
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize