kristin has been a bad kristin
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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