Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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