I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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