The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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