Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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