Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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