where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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