Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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