moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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