16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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